He was a real stud when you married him, wasn't he? Now look at him. Paunchy. Wrinkled. Bald. I mean, he has more hair in certain places now than he did when you married him but as for the top of his head… yeah, he's bald. Sigh… I guess he's not SO bad. The kids seem to have some affinity for him. And he keeps the lawn mowed. There's that. I suppose he deserves his coffee in the morning. And the up side is, with this mug you won't have to actually speak to him at all. He would probably just say something stupid anyway. Get him this mug, fill it with coffee and get him out of the house for another day. Because after all these years, silence is the best way to say 'I love you.'