This is crawfish country. Down here, crawfish are the first solution anyone thinks of for anything. Need to change the oil in your car? Here’s a crawfish. Whites not getting gleaming white in the laundry? Try some crawfish. Girlfriend left you? Big test tomorrow? Need to make the Canadian Olympic Louge Team? Crawfish. Crawfish! CRAWFISH!

So if you tell me you need to open a bottle, what do you suppose I’m gonna tell you?